News, but not the serious kind
Junior! Speak of the Devil!
Say, Roy, you got any kids?
Yeah, three. My daughter’s a professor at NYU, my son’s an economist, and my other son’s studying to be Satan. We’re real proud of…
Excuse me, Roy. Did you say Satan?
Yeah, they got a School for Satan over there someplace. It’s sort of like a Santa Claus deal – Satan has a lot of little helpers.
We’re talking about The Antichrist? Beelzebub? The Prince of Darkness?
Yeah, once they graduate they get jobs right away. The pay’s pretty good. Plus, they got a 666k retirement plan.
I had no idea. Did you get to see him over Christmas?
Nah, Christmas isn’t a big holiday for him. Plus, it’s hard for him to get through airport security. Turns out the name Satan is on a lot of lists, and what with that trident through his face and all…
I understand. And where did you say this school is?
You wouldn’t be familiar with it – it’s way out in the Styx.