Yikes! They’re scarin’ the visitors!
Stop! I know just where this is going.
Right. An agency that manages athletes for endorsements has attacked you for calling tennis players “naturally goofy people who enjoy making dumb faces.” The agency said that was an “outrageous thing to say about a very attractive group of people.”
Yeah, we have a difference of opinion. Anyway, they’re sending a hand-picked committee of five big-name tennis players to the Museum today to discuss their concerns with me.
I’m having my assistant dig out some photos of the five, so I’ll know when I see them.
Hey, Lonnie! We got any pix of some guy named David Nalbandian?
Above: David Nalbandian REUTERS/Daniel Munoz.
Below: Radek Stepanek REUTERS/Tim Wimborne Marion Bartoli REUTERS/Tim Wimborne Richard Gasquet REUTERS/Tim Wimborne Victoria Azarenka REUTERS/Tim Wimborne
REUTERS photos courtesy of Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop