Ballad of the bun-flinger gunslinger
Blog Guy, I need to know where I can find designer clothes appropriate for my profession.
Which is what?
I’m a gunslinger.
Awesome! Do you twirl your pistol?
Sure. With one finger.
What did you do before you got into this profession?
Worked at a Cinnabon, flinging buns.
So you’re a bun-flinger, one-finger gunslinger? You might have a look at this creation from Paris Fashion Week.
No thanks, I don’t have enough bullets to defend myself wearing that outfit at the gunslinger hangouts.
A model displays a creation by British designer John Galliano as part of his Fall/Winter 2009/10 men’s collections during Paris Fashion Week January 23, 2009. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier