News, but not the serious kind
Holy haute! It’s the Creped Crusader!
Blog Guy, is it just me, or have I been seeing Batman working at odd jobs lately, like at Arby’s and Jiffy Lube?
It’s not just you. Sadly, Bruce Wayne has hit hard times. Turns out a lot of his money was invested with Bernie Madoff, so that’s gone, and there were other very bad business decisions.
So, now Batman is working every odd job he can, just to keep the Batmobile going, and he’s only accepting crime calls within three blocks of Stately Wayne Manor.
In addition, he’s been picking up a few euros modeling at overseas fashion shows, as you can see here.
Wow, that’s very sad! And what about Robin?
I take it you haven’t watched late night infomercials lately? Does the Boy Wonder Miracle Grill and Sewing Machine ring a bell?
A model displays a creation by Japanese designer Rynshu Hashimoto for Masatomo as part of his Fall/Winter 2009/10 men’s collections during Paris Fashion Week January 25, 2009. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier