Give me your lunch money, sir!
A Mr. Johnson, from Kearney, New Jersey, writes:
“Bob, I know you have access to private databases, and I wonder if you can help me find somebody.
“When I was in gradeschool there was this class dork. His mother used to dress him in his dad’s old hat and a big scarf, and she’d put him in a stupid coat that didn’t fasten right.
“We used to take his lunch money every day. Can you find him for me? Times are hard, and I could use that money again.”
Well, Mr. Johnson, there’s certainly nothing I enjoy more than helping the school bully.
I tracked your dork to Fashion Week in Paris, where he works as a model. I’m sure he’d love to have a sentimental class reunion with you.
By the way, he now has a karate black belt, and a license to kill. Enjoy.
A model displays a creation from German-born Paris-based designer Tillmann Lauterbach as part of his Fall/Winter 2009/10 men’s collections during Paris Fashion Week January 24, 2009. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier