Doll! Love your new squaredo!
Blog Guy, I’m off to France tonight, and I know how fashion-conscious they are over there. Any beauty tips for moi?
Well, I hope your squaredresser gave you a good squarecut for the trip.
Squarecut? You mean a haircut?
Oh, I was afraid of this. Where have you been, girlfriend? The very latest in chic is to have your hair modeled around a geometric frame, like these models at the Paris Haute Couture show.
Oh no! Nobody told me! Now it’s too late!
Calm down. Fortunately, you have an overnight flight to correct the situation.
You need to bring an empty tangerine crate, four wire coat hangers, a large bottle of Elmer’s Glue and a can of squarespray…