Some haute for your goat?
Blog Guy, I need fashion help. I’m a satyr.
You mean like that Jewish dinner?
No, that’s a Seder. I’m half man, half goat, and I’d like to find something nice to wear. I’ve been interested in fashion since I was a kid.
A KID? Wow, that word works for both the human AND goat parts of you!
Yes, I thought you’d like that. Can you help me?
Sure. Take a look at this crap from Paris Fashion Week. It’s just the thing.
Awesome! Thank you! You know, your humor writing is very popular in the satyr community.
Yes, I do publish some good satyr satire.
I wish you hadn’t said that.
Ah, I’m just getting your goat!
A model displays a creation by British designer John Galliano as part of his Fall/Winter 2009/10 men’s collections during Paris Fashion Week January 23, 2009. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier