News, but not the serious kind
Coo? No, I said COOL! Cool!
Do you ever wonder who’s at the very, very bottom of the human dignity chain?
Well, it turns out he was picked up at an airport with two live pigeons stuffed in his tights. I mean, the tights ALONE are embarrassing enough.
But that’s not all. Mr. Dimwit was also hiding bird eggs, and samples of EGGPLANT.
To recap this story: man, pigeons, tights, eggplant.
And finally, readers please note the caption warning against using this photo for ad campaigns. I am not making this up.
So, you folks looking for illustrations to advertise leg hair remover or poultry sleeping bags, you’re out of luck.
And Adidas, even though they appear to be your tights, you just FORGET about a product placement deal!
Live pigeons, stuffed into the tights of a man, at Melbourne International Airport in a February 1 2009 picture released by Australian Customs. REUTERS/Australian Customs/Handout. FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY. NOT FOR SALE FOR MARKETING OR ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS.