News, but not the serious kind
Do you snake after every meal?
Blog Guy, I know you’re an expert on oral hygiene. I brush during every meal, floss all day at my desk and eat only carrots, but I still get cavities. What can I do?
How often to you snake?
I beg your pardon?
I’m asking how often you put a live snake in your mouth to get rid of germs that cause decay.
Well, usually never.
There’s your problem right there. As the woman in these photos knows, daily snake treatments are recommended by 84 percent of people who have thought about becoming dentists.
You just jam that dirty old squirmy thing in there?
Are you stupid? Of course not. You sanitize it first, with a special disinfectant.
I see. what’s it called?
You can use Serpentine Turpentine or Serpentine Listerine.
Okay, that’s it. I’m out of here for good!
A combination photograph of a performer swallowing a live snake during a show at a temple fair celebrating Chinese New Year in Beijing January 28, 2009. REUTERS/David Gray