Kids, it’s PEE-licious!
Okay, so this organization in India plans to launch a new soft drink made from cow urine. I am not making this up.
Which of course means that right now there’s a marketing firm brainstorming ways to sell this stuff.
Okay, gang, I think we’re making some progress here. Judy, your idea to name it “Mellow Yellow” is a work of genius!
Earl, your ad campaign targeting “The Wizz Kid Generation” is brilliant!
Herb, I’m not positive your idea of selling it in actual urine sample bottles and bedpans is quite right, so let’s refine that.
Well done, team! Let’s go take a refreshing break. As Kristin’s slogan says so well, “There’s no time like tinkle-time!”
People look at a fibreglass sculpture of a cow in central Madrid, January 16, 2009. REUTERS/Susana Vera
A worker of Bharatiya Janata Party displays an antiseptic aftershave made of cow urine in a 2005 file photo. REUTERS/B Mathur