Our pratfall fashion collection!
Confidential memo to fashion show staff:
It’s no secret that Fashion Week has gotten too tame. There’s no surprise or drama anymore.
We aim to change that, starting now. You all have your assignments.
Kelli, you’re spreading splotches of Vaseline on the runway, right?
Lonnie, it’s your job to stretch a thin wire across the runway at ankle-level.
Stephanie, if the stiletto heels on some of those shoes are loosened, I’ll look the other way, if you take my meaning.
Earl, you need to be nearby with a snow shovel. If some of the models don’t get back up, push ‘em off as fast as you can. And Earl, watch out for that Vaseline!
REUTERS photos by Eric Thayer