News, but not the serious kind
Where am I? I had the WORST dream!
Blog Guy, I read that Senator John Kerry was going to meet with Israel’s Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni today. I know the senator can be kind of, you know…
Tedious? Tiresome? Long-winded?
Right. So how did their meeting go?
Wait a sec, photos of the event are just arriving now.
It looks like listening to Kerry put Livni to sleep. Or else killed her. I can’t tell which, but he’s still talking.
That’s a real shame. Couldn’t she have done something to protect herself?
Well, it looks like she went into a mime act, pretending to be locked in a glass box, but I’m sure Kerry saw right through that, since thousands of others have tried that one before.
Above: U.S. Senator John Kerry and Israel’s Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni visit a police station in the southern Israeli town of Sderot, February 19, 2009.
Below: Livni stands in front of the remains of rockets, February 19, 2009.
REUTERS photos by Amir Cohen