News, but not the serious kind
Is statue under that umbrella?
Hey Blog Guy, it’s ME again! I’m the dude with the photo collection of really rich people eating ice cream. You helped me out last year with a shot of Warren Buffet.
I do remember. How’s that coming along?
Not too well. It turns out that theme is kind of limiting, so I’ve started a new collection, of Oscar-nominated actresses under umbrellas.
Yeah, that definitely makes more sense.
But I don’t have any photos in my new collection, and I thought…
Sigh. Okay, here are some of the nominees for tonight’s awards, to get you started.
Thank you! You’re the greatest! Um, do you happen to have any of Oscar-nominated actresses eating ice cream under umbrellas?
Once again, I am SO happy my home address doesn’t appear on this blog.
Kate Winslet arrives for 2009 BAFTA awards ceremony in London February 8, 2009.
REUTERS/ Luke MacGregor
Meryl Streep arrives for the BAFTA ceremony. REUTERS/Stephen Hird