News, but not the serious kind
Lips the color of bug-splat on a windshield
Mr, Johnson, the police are very grateful for your help, since you’re the only witness who has come forward about the murder.
You say the murderer was a woman, with dark hair “cut just like one of the Stooges,” and yellow lipstick? YELLOW?
Okay, and it says here the woman you saw “had dark crap all around one eye like a raccoon.”
And if I’m reading your statement right, this woman was wearing “white chintz curtains?”
Now think back, Mr. Johnson. What was it that made you think this Stooge-haired, yellow-lipped, coon-eyed, curtain-clad woman might be the killer?
A model wears a creation by designer Jose Castro during his Fall/Winter 09/10 show at the Cibeles Madrid Fashion Week in Madrid, February 20, 2009. REUTERS/Juan Medina