Don’t I look sexy now, Popeye?
Blog Guy, I really need some fashion advice! I’ve been dating a sailor for oh, 70 years or so, and I need help keeping him interested.
How about taking cooking classes?
No, he has very simple dietary tastes. I’m afraid I’ll have to do it with a “new look.”
Okay. Judging from your hair and figure, I’d suggest some of these creations from Fashion Week in Madrid.
Thank you! They’re great! How do you think I look?
Um, well… Have you thought of dating somebody else?
Sure, there’s always Bluto.
That dog from the Disney cartoons? Okay, go for it.
Models present creations by Juanjo Oliva during the Pasarela Cibeles Autumn/Winter 09-10 Fashion Week in Madrid, February 23, 2009. REUTERS/ Andrea Comas