Meet the man of your dreams, in a flash!
Ladies, it’s been years in the making, but thanks to genuine Midwestern Storm Cellar Door Technology, we’re proud to unveil the miracle Trashy Flashy dress!
How many times has this happened to you? You’re walking along on a sunny June day, and you’re like, ‘D’oh! It’s so nice out, if only I could get some sun!”
Well, the Trashy Flashy lets you catch the rays with the flick of your wrists!
But wait, there’s more!
You know how you suddenly see a real cute guy, and you’d like to flirt but he looks too fricking dimwitted to notice a wink?
Here’s the answer! The Trashy Flashy lets you give him a a quick preview. You flash those doors, and before you know it, he’ll be telling his wife he has to work late!
And STILL there’s MORE! The Trashy Flashy lets you have abdominal surgery, without even disrobing!
Gals, we couldn’t call it a miracle unless it really was one. And remember, the bikini underneath is purely optional!
A combination picture shows a model displaying a creation as part of the Agatha Ruiz De La Prada Fall/Winter 2009/10 women’s collection during Milan Fashion Week March 3, 2009 REUTERS/ Alessandro Garofalo