Meet the man of your dreams, in a flash!

March 5, 2009

Ladies, it’s been years in the making, but thanks to genuine Midwestern Storm Cellar Door Technology, we’re proud to unveil the miracle Trashy Flashy dress!

How many times has this happened to you? You’re walking along on a sunny June day, and you’re like, ‘D’oh! It’s so nice out, if only I could get some sun!”

Well, the Trashy Flashy lets you catch the rays with the flick of your wrists!

But wait, there’s more!

You know how you suddenly see a real cute guy, and you’d like to flirt but he looks too fricking dimwitted to notice a wink?

Here’s the answer! The Trashy Flashy lets  you give him a a quick preview. You flash those doors, and before you know it, he’ll be telling his wife he has to work late!

And STILL there’s MORE! The Trashy Flashy lets you have abdominal surgery, without even disrobing!

Gals, we couldn’t call it a miracle unless it really was one. And remember, the bikini underneath is purely optional!

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A combination picture shows a model displaying a creation as part of the Agatha Ruiz De La Prada Fall/Winter 2009/10 women’s collection during Milan Fashion Week March 3, 2009 REUTERS/ Alessandro Garofalo

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Wait just a second! That first photo highly resembles the pyramid with the eye on the back of a one dollar bill!

All that is missing is the Annui Coeptis (a daring undertaking) I should say so; and Novus Ordo Seclorum (new order of the ages).

Not only has flashing become fashionable, it’s downright patriotic.

All rise and remove a hat or something: “Oh say can you see….”

Posted by Bill | Report as abusive

How exciting. Wealthy hookers worldwide have a new marketing tool…

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The latest fashion for hookers who don’t have a window to dance in…

OR

“Yes. I’m wearing a lampshade. No. I cannot sit down.”

Posted by K | Report as abusive

You do not have to show so much to be sexy and sensual…..:)and continue being a normal woman.
More if you wish to take the eye of that special man.
To be femenine and sensual do not make you be a hooker.

I will not use that dress, but the idea….is not bad …with another details maybe….

Posted by Maria | Report as abusive

What is wrong to be and feel femenine, sensual , and sexy? It is normal in noral woman, ypu do not have to be a hooker … why you labeled so bad? But…..Well, a little difficult for me in that dress. :)
I think that is the methaphoric way that the designer gave her idea of take the eye of that special man for us….I HOPE! :)
mmmm,,,maybe a litle complicated matter to be shown in a fashion event….

Posted by Maria | Report as abusive

The orange arrow is there to help the *really* dimwitted?

P.S. The anti-spam word to enter this comment is “BROAD”. Can I believe this is an accident >;-)

Posted by smirkingman | Report as abusive

How the heck can she fit through a door with that thing on?

What the heck is wrong with fashion designers?

Posted by Golden Ace | Report as abusive

Cool my type of woman.

Posted by Don Osborn | Report as abusive