News, but not the serious kind
You’re so short, uh, uh, uh….
Blog Guy, a few months ago you did several posts following Prince Charles’ efforts to break into show biz as an actor, singer, comedian, etc. Has he made any progress?
The worst thing is, he only has three actual punchlines, and they get pretty tiresome:
1. “Laugh or I could have you beheaded!”
2. “Your valet has bad breath!”
3. “Who died and made you Queen?”
I think you’re being too critical. Those sound pretty funny to me. I’m going to use them today.
Oh yeah? Well who died and made you Queen?