You’re so short, uh, uh, uh….

March 5, 2009

Blog Guy, a few months ago you did several posts following Prince Charles’ efforts to break into show biz as an actor, singer, comedian, etc. Has he made any progress?

Sort of, I guess. His comedy routine seems patterned after somebody like Don Rickles. He picks people out like this little girl, and makes fun of them. Kind of sad.

The worst thing is, he only has three actual punchlines, and they get pretty tiresome:

1. “Laugh or I could have you beheaded!”

2. “Your valet has bad breath!”

3. “Who died and made you Queen?”

I think you’re being too critical. Those sound pretty funny to me. I’m going to use them today.

Oh yeah? Well who died and made you Queen?

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Britain’s Prince Charles laughs as he sits with a girl during his visit to the Swaminarayan School to celebrate the Hindu festival of Holi, London March 4, 2009. REUTERS/ Arthur Edwards/Pool

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“hahahahahaha! That tie’s smaller than my… -my finger! See? It’s smaller than my finger right here! Isn’t that funny?”

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I’m surprised no one has suggested ‘Pull my finger!’

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