When life hands you urine, make Urinade!
A few days ago I blogged about plans to create a soft drink made from cow urine. Seriously. We even discussed ad and marketing uh, challenges to what we dubbed “Mellow Yellow.”
This was a popular post, I gather because readers want to make damned sure they don’t go out and buy some by accident. So we’ve talked to folks associated with the project and done a video report.
One of the dudes in our report assures us that the stuff “will sell like hotcakes!”
Um, sure. Maybe like hotcakes that are made from cow dung.
That’s good to know, but please, buddy, DON’T make that your ad slogan!
Our report says the beverage’s flavor has yet to be decided. I’d quibble with that. If you make a drink from cow urine, the flavor is pretty far down the road already.
Guys, unless you’re going to mix the urine with molten lava or crushed Brussels sprouts, good luck with taking people’s minds off of the you-know-what.