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March 8, 2009

Blog Guy, I heard the newest fashion fad is wearing bread on your head. Is that true?

Absolutely! At Milan Fashion Week, “head bread” was the toast of the show.

Toast of the show? I’m warning you!

All the models were wearing flours in their hair.

Okay, that’s it! Bring back the goofy-faced tennis players!

Look, if you don’t like bread puns, I’ve got plenty of readers who do.

Yeah? I’d like to know who THEY are!

Mostly upper crust snobs, living along the Yeast Coast.

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A model presents a creation as part of the Agatha Ruiz De La Prada Fall/Winter 2009/10 women’s collection during Milan Fashion Week March 3, 2009 REUTERS/ Alessandro Garofalo

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Comments

I’m waiting for someone to make a rye joke.

Posted by some guy who posts every once in a while | Report as abusive
 

Yeah, there are just so many ways to go with this. I didn’t even get to Oat Couture….

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive
 

I have a whole bran new opinion of you after reading this one. I even rolled my eyes.

Posted by Tim | Report as abusive
 

Hmmmmmmm. Hold that thought – I’m using “bran new” myself in a blog headline that is ready to go tomorrow morning.

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive
 

That hair style is just baguetting to be made fun of. Ok that joke, like the accessory, was a stretch.

Posted by GMoney2009 | Report as abusive
 

Retraction – what seemed to me to be a silky smooth pun, really was rather crumby beneath the surface. My girlfriend responded to it with a rather sour DOOOOOOH!

Posted by GMoney2009 | Report as abusive
 

Sorry, puns can never be retracted.

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive
 

My mother in law always wore her hair in a bun.

Posted by Bill | Report as abusive
 

Really, though. Why do models consider bread stuff as hatties, but refuse to eat this wonderful stuff?

And how do they keep the bread on top of thier heads? ‘Pan’ around, Robby Boy!

Posted by tim | Report as abusive
 

Bun. I love it.

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive
 

Puts a whole new meaning to phrase, “You look so good I could eat you.”

At least, your freshly baked hat does.

Posted by Sarah | Report as abusive
 

You couldn’t just do that, you’d have to be bred for the role.

Posted by Whiskers | Report as abusive
 

These are hard times: a smart girl brings her own lunch.

 

Stolen from Tim & Eric!

Posted by Andy | Report as abusive
 

Enough with the half baked puns! Bread is a perfectly acceptable form of fashion, men have been wearing loafers for decades!

Posted by Carl | Report as abusive
 

Give it up. Any way we slice it, wheat be apt to get a rise out of someone.

(As for the model, I’m sure we’d all like to see her “pump her nickel”)

Posted by Ohiocpa | Report as abusive
 

I don’t even know what that means….

Posted by Robert Basler | Report as abusive
 

Hey at yeast she can balance that big of a piece of bread on her head.

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