News, but not the serious kind
Our tread, or you’re dead!
So, our creative team has come up with Lady Skidmarks, designed to petrify folks at the very thought of riding on any other brand of tires.
Those familiar rolls in her dress represent not only tires, but Dante’s circles of hell, as well. Pure genius, eh?
Next, please turn your attention to our cutting-edge concept for changing the Pillsbury Doughboy to the “Pillsbury Artery-Clogging Death-Muffin Man.”
Michelin Man hot air balloon in 1997 file photo. REUTERS/Fred Prouser
Model presents a creation from Japanese designer Junya Watanabe’s Fall/Winter 2009/10 women’s collection during Paris Fashion Week, March 7, 2009. REUTERS/Benoit Tessier