Here they come, let’s listen in…
“I see that smirk on your face, Duchess! You think I don’t know you goosed me with that umbrella?
“Do it again, and you’ll be walking a lot straighter than you are now, Mary Poppins!”
“Oh is that right? Charles, did you hear what she said to me? I warned you, I won’t put up with crap like this! If I can’t goose a few people with my umbrella, then…”
“Camilla, shut your cake hole! This isn’t Europe! Don’t make me unbutton my jacket!”
Chile’s President Michelle Bachelet looks at the umbrella of Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, as Britain’s Prince Charles stands with them before inspecting an honor guard at La Moneda Government Palace in Santiago, March 9, 2009. REUTERS/ Ivan Alvarado