Good job on the lipstick, Zippy!
Okay, fashion design staff, today’s the big show. Now remember, we got these models to sign some pretty specific release forms, so let’s make sure we do this right.
All of them agreed we could have a poorly-trained chimpanzee put their lipstick on, right? Good. That’ll save us some money.
Herb, which models said it was okay for us to put plastic trash bags, driftwood and shrink-wrapped beer cans on their heads? Okay, fine.
Janine, didn’t one of them say she’d wear a big old hubcap? Perfect. And where’s that one who said we could put a bird cage on her head and shoot electric sparks through her face? Cool.
Alright, now for the biggie. Bring me the one that said we could glue a real alpaca face over her own. Lock the doors, boys!
Models wear creations by designer Alexander McQueen as part of his Fall/Winter 2009/10 ready-to-wear women’s collection during Paris Fashion Week, March 10, 2009. REUTERS/ Pascal Rossignol
Alpaca photo, REUTERS/Mariana Bazo