News, but not the serious kind
Because you’re mine, I walk the lion!
Blog Guy, I represent a project to open a Johnny Cash Zoo, and I….
You know, a zoo where all the animals dress in black, like Johnny Cash did.
What would be the point of that?
Our target audience is families who want to go to the zoo, but don’t want to be cheered up by the visit. We also own a Johnny Cash Circus and a Johnny Cash Amusement Park.
Ah. Clowns dressed in black?
Totally. So anyhow, I’m looking for a designer who can do our animal wardrobe.
I recommend this guy, who just presented a whole bunch of creations like that.
Great! He can start tomorrow, in our Dark Cave of the Rabid Bats!
Sounds like a good place for him.