Stupid fashion: accessory to the crime?
Blog Guy, I love your fashion coverage, but please write more about accessories.
You’re right. As the lady in “Steel Magnolias” said, “The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.” This season, it’s garden gloves. See how much better this outfit looks by adding big honking weed-pullers?
Brilliant! What else?
For the first time in years, swords are back. Sabers, scimitars… Cutting edge fashion.
Great, I’ll be en garde for them. And what about hats?
Strictly stovepipe. It’s the Babe Lincoln look this season, all the way.
Hold on Blog Guy. You can’t tell me well-dressed women will look like Abraham Lincoln.
Honest! And not just for accessories, but basics.
I hope this isn’t going where I think it is.
Maybe. It’s the season of the Gettysburg Dress!