Blog Guy, are you a licensed psychiatrist?
It depends. I am in some states, just not in the really picky ones. How can I help?
I feel like I’m being followed by helicopters. Oh, they try to be clever, but I always spot them. Three or four at a time, hovering overhead. Am I being paranoid?
Let me ask you this. Are you wearing a hat?
Why, yes! An original Little Shilpa creation!
Okay, take it off, put it on a chair and leave the room. Now do you see the helicopters?
They’re gone! You’re amazing! I guess they’re off to harass some other poor victim! Now can you do something about the polo players who are galloping after me?
I don’t know. Do you wear anything by Ralph Lauren?
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A model presents a creation by designer Little Shilpa during the second day of Lakme fashion week in Mumbai March 28, 2009. REUTERS/ Punit Paranjpe
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Not to be confused with mountain goat hat designer Lil’ Shirpa.
- Posted by EliottI wonder, does she cut hair too?
- Posted by diwataShe does not have to cut her hair- the helicopters chop it off once they get close enough.
- Posted by Cross2This outfit must have been inspired by the circle flies flying around the designer’s head. (Circle flies are so named because they circle around crap.)
- Posted by Dr. DollShe does NOT look happy in that hat. She’s thinking “I don’t get paid enough for this crap”.
- Posted by BradThe designer is “Little Shilpa”. Little Shilpa is 9. I guess.
- Posted by naz