News, but not the serious kind
Get a loin for your groin!
Okay design gang, as you know, when the fashion industry is out of fresh ideas we recycle old ones. Like when we claimed we invented sandals, for instance.
Herb, your idea of a fig leaf was unrealistic. Where the hell are we going to get fig leaves today?
Kelli, I personally liked your suggestion of fresh-killed animal skins, but we’d have those PETA animal rights people breathing down our back.
That’s why I’m for going with Melanie’s idea of loincloths.
We’ll spin a bunch of advertising crapola about “liberation” and “freedom,” and it will be the hottest thing going!
How does this sound? Let’s say we want women to have “emancipation” from the tightness of conventional underwear!
Sure, I know you can also be emancipated from tight underwear by losing weight or buying bigger sizes, but where’s the money in that?
Roll the video of the new loincloth line!