News, but not the serious kind
The grossest story on earth?
Blog Guy, I’m a 12-year-old boy and I’m going camping with my friends next weekend. I could use a gross story to tell around the campfire. Make it REALLY disgusting!
Be careful what you ask for, kid. We have a video report today by Penny Tweedie, about a diver who shot himself in the head with his own harpoon in a freak accident.
Awesome! Don’t stop now!
I asked staffers here at the elegant penthouse Oddly Enough Blog office to watch the 56-second report, and nobody got all the way through it.
One stopped just four seconds into it, after hearing “This stomach-turning photo…”
Another made it 11 seconds, turning away at “…15-centimeter harpoon embedded in his head… ”
I myself got to 41 seconds, but grabbed a nearby bucket upon hearing “…he was lucky that the harpoon didn’t…open inside his skull…”
Jeez, I didn’t know you were such a huge weenie, Blog Guy! I just watched the whole thing, and the dude is gonna be okay. But you know what, the doctors had to….
I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT! I hope Penny Tweedie has screaming nightmares tonight.