News, but not the serious kind
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Blog Guy, I heard the Italians are pioneering new treatment for coma patients. Do you know about this?
Yes, I think you’re talking about the one where beautiful Italian women wearing next to nothing move sensuously around patients in a last-ditch attempt to awaken them.
Interesting. what sort of success rate do they have?
Uh, it says here that for female patients, the treatment has done absolutely nothing.
That’s too bad. And what about for male patients?
It seems the success rate is 98 percent. It has even worked on a few dead guys.
A dancer performs in front of Jose Mourinho, Portuguese soccer coach, during the taping of the television program “Chiambretti Night” in Milan, April 1, 2009. REUTERS photos by Paolo Bona