Blog Guy, I’ve heard rumors that zombies have infiltrated our government. Could that be true?
I’m afraid so. Of course, they’ve been there all along at lower levels, working in Motor Vehicles offices, the IRS, that sort of thing.
But now they’re finding themselves in positions of real power, thanks to President Obama’s decision to have such a diverse cabinet and staff.
Wow! That’s awesome! Don’t you think?
Well, it doesn’t make his job any easier, I can tell you that. He’s always looking over his shoulder, and sometimes catches people coming after him.
Oh sure, they always blame the zombies! Do you have any proof?
Why do you think they now have three kinds of restrooms at the White House? Men, Women, and The Undead.
You’re right, I did notice that, but I didn’t make the connection
Bingo.
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U.S. President Barack Obama looks over his shoulder as U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton walks into a meeting with China’s President Hu Jintao in London, April 1, 2009. REUTERS/Jason Reed
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- Posted by Posts about Barack Obama as of April 3, 2009 » The Daily ParrDid anyone else notice that she has two right hands?!
Is she actually a mutant? or is that a tasty morsel in case she gets hungry during the meeting?
- Posted by JDWhat Hilary is saying, in her subtle, ladylike way, is that her, uh, appendage, is bigger… just the message we need to send to China, a nuclear superpower with an attitude…
- Posted by DeeI think that is a vestigal arm. I have one and its great for holding a beer while my other hands are occupied. other than that its useless.
- Posted by PhildogoTalk about a sixth sense… he turned and caught her before she could get her hands around his neck
- Posted by JeffroWell, yes, but what about the NEXT time?
- Posted by Robert BaslerLOOK OUT MR. PRESIDENT, IT’S HILLARY ROT-HANDS CLINTON!
- Posted by L00Hillary: Dude! I just rolled a blunt THIS big around! Let’s fire it up!
Obama: Um. I’m kind of busy right now…
Hillary: Oh. Oops. My bad. Hey Jintao…do you smoke?
- Posted by Kthey re everywere if i was you i would run home an hide
cos the big bad is coming, secrate hear one has escaped soon they will multiply and come,
THE END OF WORLD!!! WELL I SAY GOOD RIDONS TO BAD NEWS
- Posted by DAN“Has anyone seen my Intern?”
- Posted by Bill@Bill, f***ing brilliant! My intern!! *chuckle* *chuckle* *gasp*
- Posted by MHmmm…
Zombies subsist on brains….
Wouldn’t they starve in the White House?
- Posted by Random_NumbersYes Dan, “Good ridons” indeed.
- Posted by naz