News, but not the serious kind
Federal zombies; undead, but not unemployed
Blog Guy, I’ve heard rumors that zombies have infiltrated our government. Could that be true?
I’m afraid so. Of course, they’ve been there all along at lower levels, working in Motor Vehicles offices, the IRS, that sort of thing.
But now they’re finding themselves in positions of real power, thanks to President Obama’s decision to have such a diverse cabinet and staff.
Wow! That’s awesome! Don’t you think?
Well, it doesn’t make his job any easier, I can tell you that. He’s always looking over his shoulder, and sometimes catches people coming after him.
Oh sure, they always blame the zombies! Do you have any proof?
Why do you think they now have three kinds of restrooms at the White House? Men, Women, and The Undead.
You’re right, I did notice that, but I didn’t make the connection