News, but not the serious kind
I’ve been napping on the railroad, all the live long…
a) a cot in the office.
b) the back seat of your car.
c) the barstool at your watering hole
d) a railroad track, on April Fool’s Day.
Unfortunately, this guy chose d).
I imagine his buddies in the work crew said something like, “Lonnie, you’re lookin’ kind of sleepy. Go on, close your eyes. Those tracks are real comfy, and the 12:06 to Shanghai is always late.”
A worker naps on the railway at the construction site of Wuhan North Railway Marshalling Station in Wuhan, Hubei province, China, April 1, 2009. REUTERS/ Stringer