News, but not the serious kind
The very worst job: he who must not be named!
Blog Guy, my daughter hasn’t decided on a career. You give great job advice, and you’ve even named the worst job in the world. Could you remind me what that was?
Hey, those fireworks jobs sound pretty sweet!
Wow. Do you live in Texas? What about bad jobs in the military? Like the dude who looks down rifle barrels to see if anything seems wrong.
No, worse than that.
The Osama bin Laden look-alike who patrols a slum with a toy rifle? The Semen-collecting fake cow driver? The women in skimpy outfits who have to sit right in the barf-path of Wing Bowl competitors and stare longingly at their greasy mouths?
That would a horrible fate for my Zoe Belle, but I know you have worse.
Look lady, I know what you want, but don’t make me use that photo. Please.
I’m writing to your editor. You’ll show the photo before this week is over!
I want guesses from readers. Go wild, because this photo has never been used here.
Above: Fernando Aguirre, locally known as Osama Bin Laden, patrols Bogota slum, in 2008 photo. REUTERS/ Daniel Munoz
Below: Wing Bowl champion John “Super Squibb” Squibb wins the chicken wing eating contest in Philadelphia, January 30, 2009. REUTERS/Tim Shaffer