News, but not the serious kind
It don’t get much worse than this!
I’m not going to prolong it. The Worst Job in the World title came down to a number of factors – danger, grossness, fecalocitude, etc.
Astoundingly, one person guessed it right in a comment on my Oddly Enough Facebook blog wall. They left no name, which I guess means they’re currently wanted by the law for something or other.
For those of you wondering what the doctor is saying here:
- “Damn Verizon! I’m getting no reception in here at all!”
- “Feels like he had egg salad and guacamole for dinner.”
- “Bring me the tree trimmers! He’s got hemorrhoids the size of a schnauzer!”
- “I found my lunchbox, Lonnie! Is it noon yet?”
Here is the job in real life, so you college grads looking at glossy brochures, pay attention! Got a degree in creative writing? The interview line starts you-know-where.
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A doctor cleans the rectum of Jamilah, a 29-year-old female elephant, before conducting a four-dimensional ultrasound exam, in a 2007 file photo. REUTERS/Tim Chong