You ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie, wrinkled porn man!

April 14, 2009

Blog Guy, They say you have incredible resources, and you can set up shots of the wildest fantasies. Is that true?

I don’t like to boast … Just tell me what you want.

Like most young women, I dream of doing a porn movie with a 75-year-old guy, while an orangutuan whistles “Dixie.” I can see him now, in a red loin cloth and blue kimono…

Yikes. Do you know how hard it is to get a loin cloth and kimono on an orangutuan?

No, no, the SENIOR CITIZEN wears those!

I’m glad you clarified that. Okay, here’s the old porn guy, and here’s a whistling orangutuan. We’ll get back to you with further instructions okay?

Get back to me? What’s the hold-up,?

Well, we DO need a good script, you know!

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Pornographic movie actor Shigeo Tokuda poses during the shooting of his latest film in Ichikawa, east of Tokyo, April 13, 2009. Tokuda is Japan’s oldest pornographic movie star. REUTERS/Kim Kyung-Hoon.

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Mr Bob,

When my wife saw this, she started to flush and wriggle and…

It was the clogs, man!

No telling what turns on women, neh?

Posted by tim | Report as abusive

Hey tac, your site is hilarious, but you have to wear those clogs too!

Posted by Terry | Report as abusive

I guess there’s still a market for SOME low-def video. To state it a bit differently, “Put away the long lens, guys.”

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive