News, but not the serious kind
And what became of the monk, the monk, the monk?
Quick quiz: The man in this photo…
b) is a Kindle reader who just HATES the new John Grisham book!
c) is disappointed to realize he could’ve had a V8.
d) is killing flies by a method that isn’t doctor-recommended.
This item is for all you college seniors writing in to ask me about careers in the exciting field of iron sheet disposal. I can tell you from tough personal experience that it’s not as glamorous as it looks.
For one thing, you lose about twenty IQ points a year doing this, which means you can only work for… for… what was I saying?
A shaolin monk breaks an iron sheet with his head during a performance at a temple in Quanzhou, Fujian province, China, April 9, 2009. REUTERS/Stringer