Okay Lonnie, this is a disaster and I have only my stupid self to blame!
I planned for DAYS to hit this hot singles spot for some action, and I invited you to meet me here to help me pick up gorgeous chicks. You know, introduce me, say good stuff about me and so on.
See, when I asked you to be my WINGMAN, that’s what I meant! I didn’t want you to show up bare-chested, with fricking WINGS on your back like an escapee from a cheesy Nativity scene at some male models’ Christmas party!
So now, here we are. You look like Icarus with too much ick!
What did you say? You know a great singles bar where the hot ANGELS hang out? Well that’s different, Lon! Fly us on over there!
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Models present creations with angel wings by Romanian designer Rita Muresan during Bucharest Fashion Week, April 28, 2009. REUTERS photos by Bogdan Cristel.
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