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Lots of guys have written in asking me how they should dress during a flu pandemic, if we have one.

“Bobby,” one of them said, “chicks will need my sweet lovin’ to get ‘em through this, so I have to stay alive and keep lookin’ hot.”

Now, I’m pretty sure it isn’t even possible to kill guys that obnoxious, but I guess it’s smart of them to plan ahead.

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Models present creations by Stand house design at the final day of the Rosemount Fashion Festival in central Sydney May 1, 2009. REUTERS/ Daniel Munoz

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