News, but not the serious kind
Reheat the doughnuts, Lonnie, the tourists are here!
Some readers have asked recently why I don’t seem to mention the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop much these days.
It’s just that… Well, now that we’re popular, we barely even have to work for our exhibits any longer, so it’s not so much fun. It’s too easy.
I mean, if I get one more call from an agent saying, “You won’t believe the hideous shot I have for you of George Clooney! It’ll make you puke!”
Here are some of our newest goof-shots, paired with “normal” photos of the same people. I’ll let you figure out which are which.
Meanwhile, readers of this blog should let me know if you’re coming our way. I can discount your museum tickets – most of you should stay off the public streets as much as possible.
And of course, for a genuine DC treat, you’ll want to try our yummy snacks from the museum’s Partially- Eaten Doughnuts Bin. For a real bargain, ask about our “Day-before-yesterday Doughnut of the Day” special.
Above: Incoming White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel gestures prior to the inauguration ceremony of Barack Obama in Washington, January 20, 2009. REUTERS/Jim Young
Below: Barack Obama, Heidi Klum and Rahm Emanuel, REUTERS photos