News, but not the serious kind
Pardon me for butting in?
“I’m gonna need a hacksaw!”
As Jack would say, “Let’s get something straight, kid. The only reason you’re still conscious is because I don’t want to carry you.”
So I have a couple of things to say about this:
- Personally, I’ve never been to a party so “swank” that the entertainment was Jack Bauer head-butting people, but that would be my dream someday. I bet the food was great, too!
- This guy making the accusations? How much does he know about the missing canister of pathogen?
- This season isn’t over yet. If you see Jack Bauer between the hours of 5 a.m. and 8 a.m. in the next few days, boy are YOU in the wrong frickin’ place!
Folks may say this was just a publicity stunt for the season finale, but that’s not Jack’s way. If he wanted publicity, he’d be pointing a Glock at me right now, and… Come on in, the door’s unlocked…
Actor Kiefer Sutherland leaves police station in New York, May 7, 2009. Sutherland was arrested and charged with assault for headbutting a man. REUTERS/Eric Thayer