Cool! Ma’am, do you have a gun on you right now?
Hey Blog Guy, I recall that you set up fantasy photographs for your readers, bringing bizarre pairings of people together. I have the strangest request yet. I want Janet Napolitano, the Homeland Security Secretary, and Ashton Kutcher, the actor.
Here you go. The caption says he’s on the right, she’s on the left.
Thanks! It must be hard to get shots of movie stars. You know, following them in high-speed chases, bribing hotel clerks for info…
Yeah, or you can just wait for them to come to you, at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner which was last night.
But that must involve some challenges, no?
Of course. Before we print those shots we have to crop out all the other journalists having their photos taken with the stars, which isn’t easy.
Okay, I want actress Glenn Close and that billionaire ukulele dude Warren Buffett.
Uh, I want actor Kevin Bacon and the late sex goddess Jayne Mansfield.
I can’t do that, but here’s Bacon and Mansfield’s daughter, actress Mariska Hargitay. Sorry about the degree of separation.
Above: Actor Ashton Kutcher (R) talks to Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano (L) at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner in Washington, DC, May 9, 2009. REUTERS/ Jonathan Ernst
Left top: Actress Glenn Close (L) talks with billionaire investor Warren Buffet (R) at the dinner. REUTERS/Jim Bourg
Left bottom: Actors Mariska Hargitay (L) and Kevin Bacon attend the dinner. REUTERS/ Jonathan Ernst