News, but not the serious kind
The Wide World of Lingerie?
I’m doing a survey on media photo coverage of sports. May I ask a few questions?
Sure, if I can go ahead and watch my “Hogan’s Heroes” reruns while we talk.
Okay. How many shots did you move of the Hurricanes-Bruins game yesterday?
Let’s see. Looks like 30, 31… 32 shots!
Good. And the Rockets-Lakers game?
I find 20 from that one.
Okay, now football. What about the tryouts for the Lingerie Football League’s expansion team yesterday?
I count 17 shots.
Aha! So 32 shots for a hockey game but only 17 for lingerie football. How do you think that’s going to look in my survey?
Pretty bad, I guess. Can you PLEASE give us another chance to make it up? Look, here’s a slideshow of all 17 lingerie photos!
Well okay, but you’ll need to send me the high-resolution versions.
Women participate in first day of tryouts for the Lingerie Football League’s expansion team the New York Majesty, in Freeport, New York, May 14, 2009. REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton