Who died and made YOU Queen?
Blog Guy, Since you seem to be writing about television these days, are you following the great Showtime series, The Tudors?
Um, actually six, I think.
WHOA! SPOILER ALERT! STOP!
It’s not that much of a spoiler, Blog Guy. You can look it up. Right now he’s got Anne, the skanky German wife, but soon…
No! I know too much already! Look at the publicity photo below. It seems the next wife will be Queen Jumbo-Head, who will scare the living bejesus out of Henry, make his hair stand on end and give him the Hootchie-Koochie Eye!
Um, right Blog Guy, whatever you say. I must admit that IS a very revealing portrait. Most of Henry’s wives, you just see a head shot, if you take my meaning…
Above: “The Tudors” publicity poster
Below: Fashion Designer Donatella Versace and Irish actor and model Jonathan Rhys Meyers pose for photographers on the red carpet for the annual White House Correspondents Dinner, in Washington, DC, May 9, 2009. REUTERS/Mike Theiler