News, but not the serious kind
This may sting just a bit, Ma!
Blog Guy, my mom is turning 60 next month. My sisters and I want to give her something really special. Any ideas?
Sure. Do what many families are doing these days. Have Mom tattooed.
No, like all over. Look at this lady. She’s over 70 and Guinness says she’s the most senior tattooed woman in the world.
What the hell does that mean? What happens to all the other chicks with tattoos when they turn 70?
I guess we’re not supposed to ask.
I don’t know about this. What does this full-body tattoo thing cost?
That depends on how many guys you have to hire to hold her down.
Isobel Varley, of Britain, poses during ‘II Expotatoo’ tattoo fair in Gijon, Spain, May 15, 2009. Varley is the most senior tattooed woman in the world according to The Guinness Records Book. REUTERS/Eloy Alonso