Run! It’s Señor Zorro the Pig!
Hang on just a dad-gum minute there, Blog Guy!
What’s wrong, stranger who talks just like Jed Clampett?
You had a purty good sign of the Apocalypse a couple days back, but I reckon you overlooked a better one. I saw some Reuters photos of…
Yes, yes, I know. I’ve had nightmares. You mean the dressed-up pigs?
Durn tootin’ I do!
Yeah, they dress pigs up like humans at this festival in the Philippines. I saw Zorro, a bride and groom, some boxers, then I passed out.
So you missed the piggy weddin’ song, “Days of Swine and Roses?”
Sigh. I’m getting up a petition objecting to this event. Want to sign?
Shore, but how do you send a big petition all the way to the Philippines?
I just use a Manila envelope.
Above: A roasted pig dressed like Zorro is on a wooden horse during an annual Lechon (roasted pig) festival in Manila, May 17, 2009.
Left: A man fixes a wig of a roasted pig dressed as a bride and groom during Lechon festival.