News, but not the serious kind
Cheese, oh soothing cheese…
You’ve GOT to help me, Blog Guy! Big News is breaking too fast. North Korean nukes, a new Supreme Court Justice, the economy….
Can you please direct me to the LEAST significant thing on earth? I need to totally zone out for about 45 seconds with the most inconsequential thing you can find.
We don’t carry insignificant news on reuters.com. We’re the big guys.
Don’t kid a kidder, Blog Guy. I know you’ve got something lightweight hidden away. Hurry, my head is about to explode from important stuff!
Well, don’t tell anybody where you got this. Three words for you: Latvian cheese festival. We have 45 seconds of video.
With all due respect, how do I know this isn’t a trap to get me to learn serious stuff about Latvian cheese?
Because there’s no narration. Trust me, you won’t have a clue what you’re seeing.
I’m clicking now, but I still find it hard to believe anybody would really show that.
Oh, we’ve got it, but if you watch it and never awaken again, don’t send your family blubbering to me.