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09:30 June 4th, 2009

What’s that thing on your HEAD, Lonnie?

Posted by: Robert Basler
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Herb, Lonnie, we need to talk.

See, when I invited you to meet me here at the beach to cruise for chicks, and I told you to wear hats because of the bright sun, well…

Let me put it this way. You see this baseball cap I’m wearing? Well, that’s okay. Or maybe a straw hat or some such.

But guys, I just don’t see a lot of hot babes flocking around dudes wearing hats like yours, except maybe to take snapshots with their phones and roll in the sand laughing until beer comes out of their nose.

What? Well, I don’t CARE if you bought the hats in the Dominican Republic. If that’s what the guys wear over there, the beach scene must be a lot different.

Okay guys, now, a word about your stiletto heels…

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Models display creations by Dominican designer Robert Flores during Republica Dominicana Fashion Week 2009 in Santo Domingo June 2, 2009. REUTERS/ Eduardo Munoz

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9 comments so far

That’s just… I don’t…. The Speedo…

Do they have to be worn together?

- Posted by Bandage

Wow, look at the kind of musculature it takes to hold up those hats … who knew?

- Posted by Beth

Er, how did I end up here? Bad Web browser. Bad!

- Posted by Shawn Hendricks

What exactly is being modeled there? These guys are wearing a necklace, a bracelet, an athletic supporter, and a hat. And it looks like the same hat in different colors.

- Posted by Bill

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- Posted by What’s that thing on your HEAD, Lonnie?

I’m pretty sure we are supposed to be thinking COCK - a - doodle -doo! Right?

- Posted by MARLA

I don’t know. This is too much for my taste. The guys are cool, good looking but I really think they don’t need those… I don’t know even what to call them! I want a man to be a man, not a pheasant.

- Posted by Stella

modern Marvin the martian…

- Posted by teachur

Trust me guys. We’re not looking at his head.

- Posted by Erin Marie

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