He shoots! He doesn’t score!
Blog Guy, explain something to me. I shot game two of the NBA Finals last night, and I had all the great action shots – Kobe Bryant, Courtney Lee, Pau Gasol – but my editor wouldn’t use any of them.
What did I do wrong?
You just never listen, do you? How many shots did you get of Leo?
Leonardo DiCaprio! That’s the guy you want to shoot at the Lakers games! Look at these classic basketball shots in this combo, all taken at different games! Do I have to tell you everything?
I’m sorry, I just forgot. It’s here in my notes from your blog. IF YOU’RE NOT SHOOTING LEO, YOU’RE NOT SHOOTING BASKETBALL.
Right. And what did I say is the ONLY shot better than Leo?
Uh, here it is. Jack Nicholson’s exposed gut.
Exactly. Now go study those notes, and don’t bring me any more Kobe Bryant!
Above: Assorted Leonardo DiCaprio shots by REUTERS.
Right: Actor Jack Nicholson cheers during Game 2 of the NBA Finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Orlando Magic in Los Angeles, June 7, 2009. REUTERS/Mike Blake