News, but not the serious kind
Check the clavicles on that babe!
Fashion staff, this new push-up product of ours is going to turn the beauty business upside down!
Look at this pathetic Victoria’s Secret model showing off their push-up bra. Who needs that? Bosoms are SO last year. Just ask any guy.
Which is where our product comes in. Get ready for the age of the CLAVICLE! That’s right, collar bones ARE the new breasts!
See the hot model in the photo below? See how sensuous her clavicles look when they’re pushed up by our new miracle garment?
Now, for under $30, every woman in America can look like she’s had expensive Clavicle Enhancement Surgery, just like the movie stars have.
It’s a new ballgame, guys. Second base now starts at the neck!
Above: Victoria’s Secret Angel Miranda Kerr introduces their new line of Dream Angel push up bras in New York April 7, 2009. REUTERS/Brendan McDermid
Left: A model presents a creation from Teca’s 2010 spring/summer collection during Fashion Rio Show in Rio de Janeiro June 7, 2009. REUTERS/Alex Carvalho