News, but not the serious kind
It’s nothing years of therapy won’t cure…
Blog Guy, you used to do a good job of covering stupid sports around the world, but you haven’t done any lately. Do I have to switch to another stupid sports blog?
No, please don’t. Look, this just in from Spain, the sport of Baby Jumping is growing rapidly in popularity.
Babies can’t jump, can they?
You don’t understand. The competitors, dressed like the devil and holding a big stick, jump OVER mattresses full of defenseless babies.
No they don’t.
Yes, they do. But don’t worry, these are special babies, bred and raised just to participate in this sport. Oh wait, no. Those are the bulls they use in bullfights. I think these are just regular babies.
What if a jumper LANDS on a baby?
Well, he certainly doesn’t get to come back for the next round, I’ll tell you that.
A man dressed in a costume representing the devil, known as El Colacho, jumps over babies placed on a mattress during traditional Corpus Christi celebrations in Castrillo de Murcia, near Burgos, Spain, June 14, 2009. The town has for centuries chosen to protect its young from evil spirits with the unusual ritual. REUTERS/Felix Ordonez