Okay marketing team, we need an image for our new candy product.
We want to use a man’s name. It turns out Russell Stover is already taken, so we’re gonna have to go with our second choice, Osama bin Laden.
Heck, let’s call him SUPER! Nothing says “yummy, tasty, milk coconut kulfa balls” like Super Osama bin Laden.
I want a photo of him with his mouth open, holding up a finger like he’s saying, “Kids, they’re kulfa-licious!”
Lonnie, we’ll need a marketing plan similar to the ones for our Gummy Hitlers and Satan Brittle.
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A man holds a box of Pakistan-made “Super Osama Bin Laden, Kulfa Balls” milk and coconut flavor hard candies bought at a bazaar in Kandahar city June 10, 2009. REUTERS/ Jorge Silva
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W… T… F…
SUPER balls? To EAT? From HIM?
W… T… F…
- Posted by BandagePsst.. Hey CIA, now that the waterboarding is over, you can use the spare time to check out the address on these royalty checks.
No need to thank me, just doing my part as an American. *salute*
- Posted by BandageBlog Guy, this was actually funny. Good job.
- Posted by BillJust in time for the 4th of July. Find them in the Phanton Fireworks display in your local candy store!
- Posted by BillBut avoid the fireworks that strap to your body. They aren’t as fun as the picture makes it look.
- Posted by DrewbieAnd that’s how corrupt this system is.
- Posted by DannyUnreal, and yet, so real. I want to taste them
- Posted by GailDear Gail,
I respectfully recommend that you consider whose kulfa what you are talking about before you offer to taste them.
Your friend in “Ew!”,
- Posted by Shawn HendricksShawn
And this is the country to which 1.5 billion dollars in US aid is headed
Don’t mean to be a killjoy but it makes you think…
- Posted by hAgree with Bandage locate him and feed those Kulfa Balls to him until he vomits and after that feed him his own vomit…hahahah
- Posted by V