News, but not the serious kind
With a name like this, it’s GOT to be good!
We want to use a man’s name. It turns out Russell Stover is already taken, so we’re gonna have to go with our second choice, Osama bin Laden.
Heck, let’s call him SUPER! Nothing says “yummy, tasty, milk coconut kulfa balls” like Super Osama bin Laden.
I want a photo of him with his mouth open, holding up a finger like he’s saying, “Kids, they’re kulfa-licious!”
Lonnie, we’ll need a marketing plan similar to the ones for our Gummy Hitlers and Satan Brittle.