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June 15, 2009

Okay marketing team, we need an image for our new candy product.

We want to use a man’s name. It turns out Russell Stover is already taken, so we’re gonna have to go with our second choice, Osama bin Laden.

Heck, let’s call him SUPER! Nothing says “yummy, tasty, milk coconut kulfa balls” like Super Osama bin Laden.

I want a photo of him with his mouth open, holding up a finger like he’s saying, “Kids, they’re kulfa-licious!”

Lonnie, we’ll need a marketing plan similar to the ones for our Gummy Hitlers and Satan Brittle.

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A man holds a box of Pakistan-made “Super Osama Bin Laden, Kulfa Balls” milk and coconut flavor hard candies bought at a bazaar in Kandahar city June 10, 2009.  REUTERS/ Jorge Silva

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W… T… F…SUPER balls? To EAT? From HIM?W… T… F…

 

Psst.. Hey CIA, now that the waterboarding is over, you can use the spare time to check out the address on these royalty checks.No need to thank me, just doing my part as an American. *salute*

 

Blog Guy, this was actually funny. Good job.

 

Just in time for the 4th of July. Find them in the Phanton Fireworks display in your local candy store!

Posted by Bill | Report as abusive
 

But avoid the fireworks that strap to your body. They aren’t as fun as the picture makes it look.

 

And that’s how corrupt this system is.

 

Unreal, and yet, so real. I want to taste them

 

Dear Gail,I respectfully recommend that you consider whose kulfa what you are talking about before you offer to taste them.Your friend in “Ew!”,Shawn

Posted by Shawn Hendricks | Report as abusive
 

And this is the country to which 1.5 billion dollars in US aid is headed :(Don’t mean to be a killjoy but it makes you think…

Posted by h | Report as abusive
 

Agree with Bandage locate him and feed those Kulfa Balls to him until he vomits and after that feed him his own vomit…hahahah

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