News, but not the serious kind
Hey Fred, there’s a weakling at the door!
Quick quiz: It’s late one evening. You’re going door-to-door selling cheap homemade lunchmeat, and these three guys open the door.
You say to them…
a) “I smell oil. You guys frying something?”
b) You gladiators ain’t welcome around here!”
c) “I could look like that myself, if I was nuts.”
d) “Is this a house full of Libertarians?”
e) “Do you have a minute to talk about the Lord?”