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07:52 June 16th, 2009

Hey Fred, there’s a weakling at the door!

Posted by: Robert Basler
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Quick quiz: It’s late one evening. You’re going door-to-door selling cheap homemade lunchmeat, and these three guys open the door.

You say to them…

a) “I smell oil. You guys frying something?”

b) You gladiators ain’t welcome around here!”

c) “I could look like that myself, if I was nuts.”

d) “Is this a house full of Libertarians?”

e) “Do you have a minute to talk about the Lord?”

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Competitors watch a performance from backstage during the Hong Kong Bodybuilding Championships, June 14, 2009. REUTERS/ Aaron Tam

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They don’t look like the cheap lunch meat type. I’m guessing they needed a plumber and he’s coming up the walk behind you.

- Posted by Bandage

what kind of bronzer is that?? i could really use some for my old trophies… the hundreds i’ve earned from doing things like reading this blog.

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